I am Shy..and weird..

To my readers...

Although you see me as a "confident business woman" (borrowed from Ugly Betty), I am actually quite shy. Don't expect me to initiate conversation because I'm too shy.
I'm shy going to weddings alone. If I have to go alone, here's what I do. Greet the bride's or bridegroom's parent, then proceed to the buffet line and eat. When finished, go home. No..I do not talk to other people on the table. I don't know what to talk.
The other day on my flight back to Beijing, I sat with a fellow Malay and I never said a word to her during the entire 7 hours flight.
I am such a 'sombong' person. Truth is, I don't know how to lie. Lets face it, in order to initiate conversation you should start with the obvious question. But that's stupid!!! You know what it is already, why bother asking? It's a farce asking that kind of question.
That's why I need to ask intelligent question not questions that I already know the answers. The signs are obvious. People exhibit a certain degree of information that they don't realise, like where they came from, where they're heading and etc..(I'm sounding like a detective here...)
I can't really describe it. It's like I have this kind of extra senses that can sense people around me.
So other than asking a person where they're from (their hometown of course), what do they do for a living, I don't know any other questions to ask. I can glean so much information from that answers alone without them realising it.
I am extra sensitive to my surrounding. I can catch snippets of conversation and can piece it together to form an information. That's why sometimes I get to know secrets. So don't bother hiding it from me, I'll get to know anyway. Another thing..I AM ALWAYS AWARE WHEN MY THINGS ARE MOVED, EVEN FOR A MILLIMETER...SO BEWARE..I AM WATCHING..
No matter how messy are my things, I'll know for sure they are disturbed if it is moved.
So back to the story, I am shy and appears arrogant. Actually I'm not, but that depends on people...I guess I'm too intelligent..ahahahaha (you can praise yourself what...no one is doing it for you)